A Most Epic Quest
As a true Lord and Dungeonmaster, I was most pleased to see that the realm of Waterdeep had unfurled itself before my very (chubby) fingers. Twas a cold winter morn, while I was breathing heavily over my four lb burrito, mustache atremble and fedora atilt, sweating profusely onto my iPhone 6 plus in anticipation of the dungeons and fair maidens that awaited in this virtual hell scape. So I drew my authentic dagger (which is more of a broadsword, but hobbit sized, forged from blue steel and blessed by a beautiful elven witch, who I would later wed), and, sweatily trembling, plunged it into my iPhone 6 plus. I am sure if I were to actually have played, it would have been a 10/10.
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D&D Lords of Waterdeep